dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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