Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I smell stomach acid.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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