well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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