Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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