I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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