R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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