Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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