Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
