you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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