Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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