doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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