Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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