in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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