There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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