If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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