My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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