I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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