And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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