You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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