He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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