So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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