just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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