Whod you bang
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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