I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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