Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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