He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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