I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
it's great music for shaving your balls
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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