bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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