And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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