I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You're like the curious george of whores
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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