she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize