For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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