I just made out with a guy for $7.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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