So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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