You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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