i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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