I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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