I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
