***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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