escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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