Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
im holly from the hills drunk
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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