and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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