Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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