He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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