You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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