So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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