We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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