He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
do herpes really smell.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
vagina is talking i cant
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
