just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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