So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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