So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
