does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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