Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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